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izzy-almighty:

people not knowing freddie mercury died before watching bohemian rhapsody is giving me war flashbacks to july 2017 when stans got mad about dunkirk “spoilers” even though it was literally a historical event that happened decades ago

(via meeegoon)

arabwife:

i admire people who could’ve turned cold after everything they’ve been through but still chose love anyway. there’s strength in that

(via awesomeembodied)

vampireapologist:

i love jane eyre but honestly imagine being friends with that bitch. like imagine trying to convince her to leave rochester and she’s like idk and you’re like he called u ugly???? he keeps his secret wife locked in the attic???? wake up???? and then you think she finally has it sorted out and she calls you a few months later like “his wife killed herself and burned down the house so it’s cool we’re getting married” like !!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DO YOU GO TO THAT WEDDING!!!!!!

(via vicariouhsly)

purplebuddhaproject:

“What’s broken can be mended. What’s hurt can be healed. No matter how dark it gets, the sun’s gonna rise again.”

— Meredith Grey (via purplebuddhaquotes)

(Source: purplebuddhaquotes, via youngbravado)

cactusphil:

gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

statz-876:

fonzworthcutlass:

I hope all of yall find $20 on the ground tomorrow.

And I mean that.

$50 maybe

a dropped money clip from some clumsy, unobservant capitalist shithead with in excess of $5000 in it

a thrown silver money clip with $50 in it and an empty aladdin wallet

(via fallinginlasagna)

bidoof:

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

(via tiredandlame)

lemonadeandrice:

namjoons-boy:

If someone calls you thunder thighs you should take it as a compliment because you have been gifted by thor and he probably thinks you’re beautiful

Thor, looking at one of my thighs: This leg, I like it!

Me: *crosses my other leg over top*

Thor: *gasps* ANOTHER

(via kaljara)

snarky-gourmet:

madisondavenports:

definitelyshitty:

tyronesuplac:

definitelyshitty:

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

(Source: littlemixens, via stability)